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10:51am April 21, 2014

nerdofchaos:

recreationalcannibalism:

the-adequate-gatsby:

stultifyandstupefy:

derpes:

And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”

God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

To which they responded, “Gay.” 

And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

see you all in hell

10:51am April 21, 2014

snowtorch:

(seductively licks lips)

(grabs your wrist)

(furiously hits you with your own hand)

WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF WHY AR

10:49am April 21, 2014
wewereastrokeofluck:

stickinemwithpointyendsandlace:

al-grave:

I just want to hug it. Does anyone know what kind of dog this is?

It’s a Chusky (Chow Chow + Husky).

im fucking crying

wewereastrokeofluck:

stickinemwithpointyendsandlace:

al-grave:

I just want to hug it. Does anyone know what kind of dog this is?

It’s a Chusky (Chow Chow + Husky).

im fucking crying

10:49am April 21, 2014
10:48am April 21, 2014

art-and-sterf:

AC4 Concept Art

5:47am April 21, 2014

Join us brothers and sisters, join us in the shadows where we stand vigilant. Join us as we carry the duty that cannot be forsworn and should you perish, know that your sacrafice will not be forgotten and that one day, we shall join you.

Join us brothers and sisters, join us in the shadows
where we stand vigilant.

Join us as we carry the duty that cannot be forsworn
and should you perish, know that your sacrafice will not be forgotten and that one day, we shall join you.

4:35am April 21, 2014

cokestream:

*seductively flips leg hair* 

4:30am April 21, 2014

“You were everything I was looking for when I wasn’t even looking.”

— (via rainysundaysandcoffee)
4:28am April 21, 2014
4:21am April 21, 2014

p1ants:

i’m not very good at small talk, i want 2 talk about dying and aliens and sex and meaning and the sky i am terrible at asking about school and weather 

4:19am April 21, 2014

mareeps:

my favorite mythical creatures are the happy girls in tampon commercials

4:19am April 21, 2014

deucebowl:

How the FUCK am I supposed to have a good day when 28% of Americans aren’t getting enough fiber?

4:02am April 21, 2014

syntaxbitch:

from Paradise Lost - illustrated by Gustave Dore

4:02am April 21, 2014

thesassylorax:

RELEASE THE KRAKEN

3:59am April 21, 2014

phukers:

4/20 more like 1/5