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2:45pm April 23, 2014
deliciouslyironicthrone:

swagbat:

there’s no limit to how much I love Jason Momoa

While filming one of the sex scenes in Season 1, Jason came out with a finger puppet on his dick and they had to take a ten minute break because Emilia Clarke couldn’t stop laughing. 

deliciouslyironicthrone:

swagbat:

there’s no limit to how much I love Jason Momoa

While filming one of the sex scenes in Season 1, Jason came out with a finger puppet on his dick and they had to take a ten minute break because Emilia Clarke couldn’t stop laughing. 

2:43pm April 23, 2014

earlgreytea68:

mark-gaytits:

imagine if one day jesus and his disciples were eating bread and wine and shit and jesus didn’t even use a fork and peter was just like “dude were you born in a barn”

and jesus just

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ONE OF MY ALL-TIME FAVORITE TUMBLR POSTS. 

2:42pm April 23, 2014

stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family

Stop reblogging my failure

2:41pm April 23, 2014
2:40pm April 23, 2014
gnate1:

I am convinced that this snake is happily humming as he scampers across this lawn.
“hm hm hm hm hmmm, what a beautiful day today! I think I’ll swallow a chimpanzee!”

gnate1:

I am convinced that this snake is happily humming as he scampers across this lawn.

“hm hm hm hm hmmm, what a beautiful day today! I think I’ll swallow a chimpanzee!”

2:39pm April 23, 2014
2:38pm April 23, 2014

nevver:

Papercraft, Maud Vantours

2:36pm April 23, 2014

atomheart-brother:

Adult Swim making an unholy amount of sense.

2:35pm April 23, 2014

absinthecake:

When people ask how you’re doing at the end of the semester

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2:35pm April 23, 2014

callmeenahfishmael:

Becoming an adult like

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2:33pm April 23, 2014
1:50pm April 23, 2014

escapedgoat:

xxvalleygirlxx:

When a nigga call you baby in a deep raspy voice

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When a baby call you nigga in a deep raspy voice

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1:49pm April 23, 2014

0rcinus0rca:

palmipsest:

UHM HELLO PEOPLE

'bout time it was said.

1:47pm April 23, 2014
organized-x-chaos:

timelordy-teganbreann:

isis-:

nataliesama:

bagmilk:

karkatstuck:

tangarang:

fullmetalbukkake:

lafix:

A very bizarre bird was photographed in Venezuela recently. Meet the Potoo, which is rarely seen in daylight. - Imgur
NOPE

what the fuck is that

that looks like a god damn nightmare

and this is sound it makes

MOOOOOM

are you fucking kidding me it sounds like a 18 year old boy complaining to his mother because she cut off the wifi

omg it so does…


sounds like me and I’m a 20 year old girl

The spawn of smaug!!

organized-x-chaos:

timelordy-teganbreann:

isis-:

nataliesama:

bagmilk:

karkatstuck:

tangarang:

fullmetalbukkake:

lafix:

A very bizarre bird was photographed in Venezuela recently. Meet the Potoo, which is rarely seen in daylight. - Imgur

NOPE

what the fuck is that

that looks like a god damn nightmare

and this is sound it makes

MOOOOOM

are you fucking kidding me it sounds like a 18 year old boy complaining to his mother because she cut off the wifi

omg it so does…

sounds like me and I’m a 20 year old girl

The spawn of smaug!!