And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied, “What.”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”
To which they responded, “Gay.”
And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.
see you all in hell
Join us brothers and sisters, join us in the shadows
where we stand vigilant.
Join us as we carry the duty that cannot be forsworn
and should you perish, know that your sacrafice will not be forgotten and that one day, we shall join you.